Board Thread:False Info and Speculative Discussion/@comment-25273017-20140809200340/@comment-15001320-20140811014143

JEK wrote: TheBlueEyedBeta wrote: KapitanGowno wrote: I started a very nice and short topic about Deputy Parrish in Derek's Loft

Somehow it transformed into joke theories of a "just-released-from-asylum" guy.

How does this happen? I BLAME THE BERSERKERS NO NO NO! DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER, WHO IS ACTUALLY LYDIA, BECAUSE SHE IS SECRETLY NOSHIKO'S HALF-SISTER AND HAS BEEN MEDDLING IN EVERYONE'S LIVES SINCE BEFORE THEY WERE BORN! THE BERSERKER'S ARE THE REAL BANSHEE'S, TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE OF THE EVIL THAT LYDIA IS PLANNING. THIS IS WHY THEY ARE HELPING KATE, WHO DIDN'T ACTUALLY START THE HALE FIRE, IT WAS DEREK, AND SHE IS TRYING TO PROVE HER INNOCENCE SO THE ARGENT'S CAN FOLLOW HER AND GROW STRONG AFTER THEY MERGE WITH THE CALAVERA'S!

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE?!? SO DEREK IS POSSESED BY A NOGITSUNE, I KNEW IT