Talk:Jackson Whittemore/@comment-208.127.24.45-20120724185725/@comment-173.31.161.224-20120725010315

^ thank you. I know some people appreciate this fine ass body but damn, its hard work. Everybody's grabbing at me anymore. I'm not just sex on a stick people, I have some feelings too... somewhere. They went somewhere. I need to go find them. Perhaps with my super senses as a lizard I can locate where they are.

Damn? Why the hell am I lizard again, you ask? Obviously, most reptiles and what not are cold blooded so therefore, they like to bask in the sun? And come on, if you looked as good as me, wouldn't you want to bask in the sun too? I mean, I got pecks, I got abs, I even got a fuckin tail. I got it all. I don't even have to worry about going to the damn dentist because I got two rows of teeth. That's right bitches. Count em. Two of em. And not only that, I never have to worry about being the last one in line at the movie theater or the bathroom or whatever. Come on ladies, admit it. When your husband ( who don't look like me) leaves the toilet seat up in the middle of the night, don't you wish I was there, er, I know you wish I was there but what I meant was that if you had my poision you could paralyze them for a couple hours and tell them to think about that the next time they left the toilet seat down.

And I realize I forgot someone. Laura Hale. I mean, she looked pretty fine. I know she was dead and all but Peter's making a comeback so why not Laura? She was an alpha and I might be into some role playing and some domination type of thing. Some werewolf lizard action? Hells yes.

So yeah... I'm just kind of busy darlin. And remember, just to look, don't touch. :)

Sincerely, "Jackon"/ Jackson Whittemore