Board Thread:False Info and Speculative Discussion/@comment-27570921-20160312042632/@comment-24128732-20160316203613

Even with the full moon restriction, one gets roughly thirteen chances per year to bribe a zoo attendant for paw lickage. Plus after-hours face-to-dirt time is less likely to cause a school load of kids to shout "Look at that man licking the wolf print puddle!" And have all the kids want to do it too.

On the other hand, enough school outings, and all of Beacon Hills would finally understand *why* insurance rates are so high within the county.