User blog:Paul.rea/Stop Jedward Before it's Too Late!

UGENT BREAKING NEWS!

There is a new danger lurking for Beacon Hills and for all our friends who call the town home.

Jedward is trying to join the cast of Teen Wolf!

Those of you who have not been assaulted subjected exposed to the cruel joke that is John and Edward Grimes, count yourselves lucky.

…and under no circumstances should you look them up on the interwebs to see what you are missing cause that would be bad mmmkay?

Suffice to say, Jedward is Ireland’s answer to the age-old question, what would happen if you crossed a man with a sheep and their offspring started singing.

They’re awful. terrible imitations of people and they want desperately to join the cast of Teen Wolf.

Part of the duo’s shtick is to impose themselves or glom onto whatever broadcast program that will let them on the air. Just ask the folks at the British version of Big Brother, the duo were houseguests a couple of years ago and they’re STILL hanging around the set.

Now they’ve heard that Teen Wolf is casting twins and immediately they've glommed onto the opportunity - going so far as to start a twitter campaign aimed at Teen Wolf Creator Jeff Davis (#JedwardTeenWolf).

It’s not that I believe Jeff would do something so ridiculous... ''of course if he did. I would immediately turn right around and support his idea as the Most Brilliant Casting Choice EVAH!''

However, if we want folks to continue to take our favorite show seriously, we really must do whatever is within our meager powers to stop it from becoming a joke of limited proportions.

I actually think, with his writing and direction, Jeff could get an amazing performance out of them, despite their limited talents but we must also think of the cast's well-being.

What might subjecting the actors to the Jedward experience every single day do to THEM?

I think we might lose a few of the less mentally stable ones (you know who you are O.o) from the stress of having to put up with those currish, flap-mouthed, popinjays.

Bottom line –


 * Take to the Twitter


 * Punch the Facebook


 * Tear Up the Tumblr

Let the word go forth from this place to the four corners of the Earth: DO NOT LET JEDWARD ANYWHERE NEAR TEEN WOLF!