Board Thread:False Info and Speculative Discussion/@comment-24764601-20140902064833/@comment-25222572-20140903054623

50.129.96.23 wrote: LOL, I was shocked but not shocked at the same time when Deaton confessed he loved Talia. There were theories and speculation, but I never thought it was true. Nonetheless, guys he is definitely not Derek's father (for obvious reasons). He could have been a lover, but for some reason I think that deaton loved her secretly. The Wooing of Talia Hale

- by Dr. Alan Deaton

1) Recite Aesop's Fables until she is overcome with desire.

2) Rince. Repeat.